Embarrass Your Dog

You know those funnels that dogs have to wear so they can’t gnaw on themselves? I’ve always thought that they make dogs wear them just to make them feel silly. I bet that other dogs point at the funnel-wearing dogs and laugh at them. I certainly do.

Here’s a whole new way to get your dog ridiculed: get him a bodysuit made out of Lycra. I’m sure it has a lot of practical purposes, like keeping your dog warm and preventing dog hair from getting all over the place. But don’t you think your dog will feel a little embarrassed to wear this thing?


Hey, if you want your dog to be a dancer, or a speed skater, then this outfit is perfect. Better yet, have him join the circus:


If you really want to make your dog feel like a total tool, then finish off the ensemble with some headgear:


It’s not easy being a dog.