Archie, Say It Ain't So

I haven't read an Archie comic book since I was little, but it pains me a little that Archie and the gang will be undergoing a makeover to achieve a more "realistic" look. Here's the way I remember Archie and friends:


You remember these guys, right? Archie... his arch-nemesis Reggie... look, there's that grouchy principal, Mr. Weatherbee, screaming into Archie's ear. Well, throw that all out the window, because pretty soon they're going to look like this:

Betty? Veronica? Is that you?

Oh for Pete's sake. What really concerns me though, is what the new Jughead is going to look like. How can you improve a mug like this?

All hail Jughead!