Snakes On A Plane! Aieeee!

Check this out: In a movie coming out this summer, Samuel Jackson plays an FBI agent escorting a witness on a flight from Hawaii to LA. The bad guys, trying to eliminate the witness, release hundreds of poisonous snake on the plane. That's right, Samuel Jackson versus a planeload of snakes. Yee haw! Cinema gold!

The name of the movie? Snakes On A Plane!

I'm so excited, I'm almost giddy. Never before has a movie title so succinctly captured what exactly a movie is about. Titanic could have been called Sinking Boat, but they obviously didn't have the guts to do it. The producers apparently wanted to rename the film "Pacific Air Flight 121" or something inane like that. But no, Samuel Jackson saves the day and insists that the movie be named "Snakes On A Plane".

You the man, Samuel Jackson! I salute you!

Aieee! Snakes on a plane!