Beezelbust

I like devils. I also like skulls. Show me a devil skull, I'll go nuts. Now I only like these things only in the graphical sense. I'm no devil worshipper, nor do I have any skeletons in my closet, so to speak.

Here's something that caught my eye: it's a 1:1 scale bust of The Lord of Darkness from the 1985 movie Legend. I never saw this movie, but I know it's a Ridley Scott production with a young Tom Cruise as the hero in some sort of fantasy-type world. You know - princesses, unicorns, fairies... right up Tom Cruise's alley.

Tim Curry played the Lord of Darkness, and he was made up to look like a demonic hunk of barbecue pork. Now for only a paltry $900, you can have a life-size bust of this character in all its' devilish glory. Check this bad boy out:


This thing is about 24" inches wide, 24" deep, and a whopping 36" high. I imagine it weighs about 10 - 15 pounds. While it looks really cool and menacing, where in the world are you going to put this thing? Maybe you can put it next to your Planet of the Apes bust, and eliminate any hope of female companionship again.