It's Good To Be Prepared

If you are the type to go up and down the aisles of the internet, you've probably seen this many times. If not, then a zoo in Tokyo recently conducted an "animal escape drill", where some lucky employee got to dress up in an orangutan suit and pretend to shot with a tranquilizer dart.
If I were the orangutan, I would totally depart from the script, lower my furry orange shoulder and bust through the line. Hopefully I would be lucky enough to escape from the zoo and make it to the subway.

Freedom!