Bad Milk & The Broncos

I accidentally had some bad milk with my cereal this morning. Unfortunately, I didn't notice that our milk was over five days past the due date, and I ended up feeling a little funny. Not "ha ha" funny, but "maybe I should go throw up" funny. Luckily, I ate a bologna sandwich and the feeling passed. Thank goodness for bologna.

Speaking of sour milk, did you see the Broncos get whipped by the Steelers yesterday? Hoo boy, I sure enjoyed this game. In my previous post, I basically willed the Steelers to win by wishing all the Broncos to get a jock strap itch, thereby distracting them from focusing on the game at hand. Maybe it didn't work for most of the Broncos, but Jake Plummer had to have some sort of fierce itch on his hippie long hair and beard, judging by the way he kept running around and tossing interceptions.

Seattle also did an excellent job of finishing off the Panthers. I'm happy that Seattle finally gets to go to the Super Bowl; it's nice to see a first-time team in the big show. Mike Holmgren deserves a lot of credit for turinng the team around.

I am now 5 out of 6 in my playoff picks over the last two weeks; little did I know that I had such amazing forecasting powers. Since the Super Bowl is a couple of weeks away, I'm going to take some time and consult my tea leaves to determine my next pick. Right now, I want the Seahawks to win, but the Steelers are looking mighty good after slapping around the Broncos.